She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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