Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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