My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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