2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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