i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
being pregnant is like rehab
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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