I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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