Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Your topless pictures make me question reality
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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