Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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