brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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