lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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