Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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