Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
my poor anus
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I would fuck him just for his dog
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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