my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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