im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
