Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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