I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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