I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
