i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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