He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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