her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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