You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
