idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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