Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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