it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Be still, my beating vagina.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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