They should really pass out barf bags in church
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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