I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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