But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
