I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
