You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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