Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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