I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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