No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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