yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
