I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
if only i could text you this smell
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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