Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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