it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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