Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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