and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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