rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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