just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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