her vagine was all disorganized.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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