Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
one two three fourrrrnication!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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