oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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