my room smells like sperm. sweet.
barbara walters just said penis...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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