On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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