The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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