i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I love having hate sex.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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