I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Well I just put wine in my tea
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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