I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
