Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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