Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
