So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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