If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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