can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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