Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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