Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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